Men have had every advantage of us in telling their own story. Education has been theirs in so much higher a degree; the pen has been in their hands. I will not allow books to prove anything. Discuss

With Women, we speak of "love", "duty", "right", "wrong", "pity", "hope", and other irrational and emotional conceptions, which have no existence, and the fiction of which has no object except to control feminine exuberances.

The Tin Woodman knew very well he had no heart, and therefore he took great care never to be cruel or unkind to anything.

I shall ask for brains instead of a heart; for a fool would not know what to do with a heart if he had one.

All things are admired either because they are new or because they are great.

All architecture is great architecture after sunset; perhaps architecture is really a nocturnal art, like the art of fireworks. Discuss

Fiddle, n.: An instrument to tickle human ears by friction of a horse's tail on the entrails of a cat.

We ought to see far enough into a hypocrite to see even his sincerity.

There is a God in Heaven who will not forget to punish the wicked or reward the good; and it is not fitting that honest men should be the instruments of punishment to others, they being therein no way concerned.

It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind. Discuss

Where words fail, music speaks.

Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.

It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so universal as death, should ever have been designed by providence as an evil to mankind.

Where words fail, music speaks.

Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people. Discuss

The evolution of man is slow. The injustice of men is great.

The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife. Discuss

Mark his perfect self-contentment, and hence learn this lesson, that to be self-contented is to be vile and ignorant, and that to aspire is better than to be blindly and impotently happy.